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Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the author s name in a humorous way. I think its safe to say that humorist david sedaris is well on his way to grammatical and literary excellence through this deadpan title. Dont judge a book by its cover judge it by its title. Cousin brody here, taking over from my lame cousin bob, to lay some facts on you. Delighted, as ever with anything that makes no sense, i sent him back a few of my own. One sunday during the pujo build up, a friend mailed me a list of 20 book names with alcohol related punning.

Now shes off to clear her name and survive another day. This is no short list, it will take you a while to go through all of the different names and figure them out. How about also making a frameable print or mini book of your handcarved illustrations and all the puns you used so he can have a back up version of your project. Find this pin and more on catchy slogans by the blog millionaire podcast. Vatican city reuters former pope benedict wants his name removed as co author of a new book on the issue of priestly celibacy, his personal secretary said on tuesday, in the latest twist to a. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles. In the weeks, months, and years to come expect to see me from time to time, throwing down some of the dankest knowledge, the finest puns, and the best book suggestions. As oscar levant said many years ago, a pun is the lowest form of wit, especially if you didnt think of it first. The bib book club biblioteca, or bibliotheek are just two translations for libraryin this case, portuguese and dutch wordsand i think they make for a very nice library book club name children book club names. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entriesat a joke a day thats 10 full years of comedy.

List of 125 clever book club names kids book club, book club. He kept asking for more, and him being truly m and me being truly s, the list just grew on and on, from 30 to 42 to finally 100. Book puns, a humor site featuring funny book titles and name pun authors. Pollacks work aims to combine punning history with modernday use of puns, but, surprisingly, he does not include the work of many wellknown punners, e. After some digging i also found her earthsea series, which i hadnt read, as i generally dont read much fantasy. After voicing their concerns to the author, he assured them that he could handle everything tactfully. Name generator creates funny wedding announcements. One hundred alcoholic puns for book lovers or bookish puns. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name.

Pinckney benedict born 1964 is an american shortstory writer and novelist whose work often reflects his appalachian background. Over 500 excellent and original pieces of wordplay. One hundred alcoholic puns for book lovers or bookish. The pun book chapter 1 quicksilversquared miraculous.

Making puns using book titles and authors tes resources. See all 7 formats and editions hide other formats and editions. Heres 8 funny book titles with their puntastic authors. Hell be more likely to use the bookmarks and not be upset over losing one if hes still got something to keep to remember your thoughtfulness and the puns as well. Greatuncle clarence occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution. This is a book that has a whole bunch of puns that will keep you laughing for a long time. Cozy mysteries with excellent puns in the title amanda nelson aug 20, 2015. Pollack s work aims to combine punning history with modernday use of puns, but, surprisingly, he does not include the work of many wellknown punners, e. Of course i think ive made up about half of these, but theyve probably all been done before.

Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Book clubs exist all across the nation and range in size from a handful to several dozens. Your mum so fat when she looks in the mirror of erised she sees a ham previous next. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho. Artist timothy tarantos illustrations of authors are absolutely punderful. Writer jokes, librarian humor, mystery puns painful puns. And here s a list of books about books that might work as the basis for more generic puns. A book called current trends in wiring your house turned out to be a shocking failure. Author jokes, writer puns, literary humor because wellworded jokes and cleverly put puns couldnt be too mainstream if youre literate and funny.

Id love to hear some of your best and brightest in the comments. But a funny name based on a particular book title or quote could easily declare an interesting focus, e. Literary puns with authors names abebooks reading copy. While he in his own opinion, at least had already been fairly good at puns, he couldnt deny that the book had helped him a ton with coming up with jokes on the fly and in. Humour, puns and wordplay silly author names of senseless book titles.

He attended the hill school in pottstown, pennsylvania, and. The canonical list of punny book titles compiled by harold reynolds. May 19, 20 but a funny name based on a particular book title or quote could easily declare an interesting focus, e. As a legacy for their children, they hired a topnotch author to research and write a book about their family history. Nov 17, 2008 yea we tried all that, we wanted something more based on a book or clever pun, our location and age seemed like a not so unique name and we have no focus, i am letting each member pick a book free of restrictions. These groups typically consist of female genders and meet up regularly to discuss each other thoughts from the. Want great book recommendations in your inbox every week. When the book came out, the section on greatuncle clarence read. No matter what youre looking for or where you are in the world, our global marketplace of sellers can help you find unique and affordable options. Geometric regional book group, or why i read such good books, or if on a winters night a reader, or this book group is full of spiders. Oct 07, 2014 one sunday during the pujo build up, a friend mailed me a list of 20 book names with alcohol related punning. Im ready to give up and just name us the peanut butter book club, simply because i like the way it sounds. The big book of puns and other assorted jokes had been his favorite book from the day he found it.

Pratt is merely a fictional character, not a real author. If you are a dad, a teacher, or a blearyeyed english major running on no sleep and a lot of coffee, you can probably appreciate the artistry of a good pun. Sep 28, 2010 how about also making a frameable print or mini book of your handcarved illustrations and all the puns you used so he can have a back up version of your project. Some of the book was interesting to her, but not what i thought it would be. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles story. Artist timothy taranto s illustrations of authors are absolutely punderful.

If you think a pun or pun category should be added, suggest it down below in the comments, i will add it probably. Find below over 70 fabulousand sometimes downright terrible book puns. These funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. Retired pope wants his name removed as co author of book on celibacy cindy wooden catholic news service 1. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below. Name puns all sorts of name pun humor on our pun name sites. This handout teaches your students how to make funny puns using book titles and author names that should make you laugh.

Get some inspiration and comic relief from these 50 titles. Trump punsjokes pingu punsjokes harry potter punsjokes food punsjokes llamaalpaca punsjokes deer punsjokes dyslexic punsjokes watermelon jokes racist. Spam or selfpromotional the list is spam or selfpromotional. Celebrity name puns, author puns, and general name puns. I purchased this thinking my granddaughter who is 12 would like it. He was attached to his position by the strongest of ties and his death came. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author s last name. The smith family was very proud of the fact that their ancestors had come to america on the mayflower. If you are a dad, a teacher, or a blearyeyed english major running on no sleep and a lot of coffee, you can probably appreciate the artistry of a. And heres a list of books about books that might work as the basis for more generic puns. Jul 10, 2017 book club names, much like improv troupes, tend to be riddled with puns, inside jokes, obscure references and perhaps a splash of that internal groan when you hear it eyeball roll. Categories puns on demand tags authors, charity event, literature leave a comment. The book was very good and had a history of puns from several different people and places. So it is with equal parts shame and glee that i present to you these literary puns on authors names that i found on bookpatrol, done by artist, writer and teacher timothy leo taranto.

The american book how to make bigger and better elephants the japanese book how to make smaller and cheaper elephants the greek book how to sell elephants for a lot of money the finnish book what do elephants think about finnish people the german book a short introduction to elephants, vol 16. Yo mama so ugly, not even voldemort would say her name yo mamas so ugly a dementor wont eve. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e. Categories pun of the day tags 50 shades of grey, current events, literature, novels leave a comment 04282018 07192018 my dyslexic child wants to read war and peace, after hearing about the famous russian novelist leo toystore.

Daft authors and book titles mumblingnerds mumbling blog. I didnt go to six years of college to get my masters of libroy. Sep 23, 2016 60 purrfect literary cat puns kelly jensen sep 23, 2016 were going there, we have no shame, and we want your best literary cat puns in the comments right meow. From flirtatious farm equipment to the prose of pee, these funny book titles will have you reading until youre laughing, crying, or wetting the bed hopefully all three. The best book of puns by art moger, kensington publishing. Incorrect book the list contains an incorrect book please specify the title of the book. If you enjoyed these cheesy book puns, make sure to pass them along to another fellow book lover. In this lively collection youll find a hilarious abundance of punishment for the millions who cant resist giving a word or phrase a twist. Some of these take on classic books, some take on the reading life, and others are a bit of library humor. Nothing better than a book pun and of course emily is an awesome name. Benedict was raised in greenbrier county, west virginia, where his family had a dairy farm. Making puns using book titles and authors by happyedugator. Probably why the fires have gone out that was once the first furious flames of marriage.

Etsy is the home to thousands of handmade, vintage, and oneofakind products and gifts related to your search. Le guin is probably my favorite author, and finding this collection of short stories was like a revelation that i would be ok, id survive, i wasnt truly as alone as i thought. The untold story by tara lazar, demons dont dream by piers anthony, the source o. Book club names, much like improv troupes, tend to be riddled with puns, inside jokes, obscure references and perhaps a splash of that internal groan when you hear it eyeball roll. Inappropriate the list including its title or description facilitates illegal activity, or contains hate speech or ad hominem attacks on a fellow goodreads member or author. More than 1,000 name puns, alphabetized to make it manageable. Name puns and funny name tags,book puns and celebrity puns. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. You covered almost everything, you clever, witty genius, you covered everything except his head. Some of our puns on readytoorder items, using our artwork. Name puns we have thousands of name puns on our sites, some of them classics like mike hunt, and many others that are original to us. Hell be more likely to use the bookmarks and not be upset over losing one if he s still got something to keep to remember your thoughtfulness and the puns as well. Geometric regional book group, or why i read such good books, or if on a winter s night a reader, or this book group is full of spiders. Witty author puns, book humor, poetic writer grins, penman jokes and library laughs spell out shh.

This site contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. With chapters on everything from modern romance, the working world and aging to pop culture, money, and much more, 3650 jokes, puns and riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. Over 500 excellent and original pieces of wordplay branfman, benjamin on. It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. Book puns all sorts of book author pun humor on our pun sites.